Sunday, 12:59 a.m.
Did you happen to find a dictionary
lying outside in the parking lot
anywhere? I’ve been looking for it.
Sunday, 3:42 a.m.
For all the people who call
campus security every time
they see someone drunk: stop
being a [feline] hall monitor,
and grow a [Cheney].
Sunday, 2:15 p.m.
Rings, I got
super smashed
last night and
drunked out the
wrong girlfriend.
Now I have
an extremely
complicated
matter on my
hands and don’t
know what to do.
Monday, 1:09 p.m.
Yo Rings, I just wanted to say
that RIT is about 10,000 times
better than Gallaudet. Gallaudet
[is inferior]. It feels so good
to be back in Tiger country.
Go Tigers!
Wednesday, 1:13 a.m.
Hey, I don’t know who this [famous] Josh
kid is, but he needs to get a [secular] life,
because God doesn’t exist, the Bible is
bull[poo], and all religion is an organized
cult. So [peace be with] you, Josh.
Wednesday, 1:05 p.m.
Rings, what the
[olfaction]? These
trees on the Quarter
Mile, they stink. I
feel like I’m going
to vomit on my way
to class. Get rid of
them, please, for the
love of God.
Thursday, 11:45 a.m.
Would somebody please forcibly remove those stupid
orientation kids who aren’t quite ready to cut the [horrible]
umbilical cord? If somebody doesn’t do it, I will.
Thursday, 10:51 p.m.
We followed the Wiccan cult
into the woods, and we don’t see
anything, but if we don’t make it
back, tell the world our story. And
since I didn’t give you my name,
make up a story.
Thursday, 10:54 p.m.
I just wanted to let you know that
Blow Pops are amazing. Amazing!
Friday, 3:07 a.m.
Hi, Rings. Your swastika jokes are kinda
not funny, especially considering that
it’s Passover this week, and you have a
full-page spread on [no surprise here]
Josh. That’s really, really racist and really
offensive, and I don’t find that funny at
all. It’s actually really [unfortunate].
Friday, 10:33 a.m.
I don’t mind the open houses or
the large crowds that come with
the campus tours, but what really
ticks me off is that Gracie’s can
produce decent food for the tour
kids but not for us. It’s trickery!
Friday, 3:10 a.m.
Yo Rings, this week, I saw all these kids wearing
green shirts with today’s date on it. They’re
going to try something bizarre and I’m not going
to sleep tonight.
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