To be sung to the tune of the “Do You Hear What I Hear”. In tribute to Gary Prokop, with apologies to Noel Regney.
Said the freshmen to dorm-dwelling peers,
“Do...
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, highest compliments go to the fictitious criminals of police dramas. Real-life criminals have been flattering them like...
The word “nostalgia” began life in the 17th century as the name of a rare disease,
characterized by a strong, emotionally charged desire to return home. According to...
This past weekend, nine members of the Reporter staff attended the National College Media Convention in Kansas City, a gathering of collegiate journalists from across...
As finals week creeps closer and closer, there’s a certain desperation that starts to kick in for many students right around this time. While a lonely few of you have...
In our beautifully shifting, kaleidoscopic society, there are few things that stay still for long. Cultural values come and go like the leaves on the trees, but there...
Change. Experience. Gender. As the economy sours and November 4 draws closer and closer, we wait with bated breath, eyes transfixed on the TV. Wall Street. Main Street...
For somewhere between four and six weeks at the end of first grade, I wanted to be the Yellow Power Ranger when I grew up. Shortly after that, I wanted to be a teacher,...
There’s a certain simplistic charm in tossing a twenty-sided die to determine how the future will
play out; when that element of chance is handed over to a...
I‘ve never thrown up on a pair of shoes that I was trying to sell (see “Word on the Street”), but I’ve certainly had my fair share of bad jobs. Whether on campus...
The room was silent. Out of the 70 or so students in the auditorium, none of us had an answer. A
note of disbelief crept into the professor’s voice as he posed the...
Crossing your fingers and hoping that you’re healthy is not a good strategy – I think we can all agree on that. When it comes to your health, ignorance is most certainly...
“When the world burns down, I want to be able to build it back up again. That’s why I’m in engineering.
Things like this should just never, never happen,” said my...
I really hope that someone has clued you in to this fact prior to this, but if not, here goes: If you’ve
come to RIT looking for the typical “college experience,”...
Happy week 10, RIT. We’ve reached the end — the end of our wits, the end of the quarter, the end
of the year.
As is frequently done at such junctures, Reporter is...
In case you haven’t noticed, there are lots of cameras on this campus. Even when they are making
incriminating images destined for the eyes of prospective employers,...
We really are a special generation.
Although we are frequently narcissistic (see Ridiculously Good-Looking), wasteful (see Waste Audit), and, quite frankly,
mediocre...
I don’t agree with Josh.
It’s nothing personal; I think he’s a really great guy (see That Guy: Josh), and I admire his willingness to
make himself so vulnerable for...
Here’s to America. You, dear nation, are one of only a handful of first-world nations whose legal
drinking age is over 18. Your young adults—who in other arenas of...
Going to the car wash is one of my favorite activities. It’s one of life’s simple pleasures. For a few
fleeting instants, I’m able to take my hands off the steering...
Sustaining a healthy planet Jamie Douglas
I’d like to share a revelation that I have had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to...
Kansas City National College Media... This past weekend, nine members of the Reporter staff attended the National College Media Convention in Kansas City, a...
Election Day at RIT Voting for change? Or are you putting country first? Either way, here are three RIT events that you can partake...