Tag: Rings
12.19.2008
by Neil Demoney
Thursday, 5:53 p.m.
Just flipping through the
last issue of Reporter and
I noticed that there were
two advertisements for
Niagara University.
Strange because this... 12.12.2008
by Neil Demoney
Sunday, 2:48 a.m.
Slap my ass with a heavy pizza oven.
Saturday, 1:55 a.m.
RIT Rings, it’s me and my girls. We just
have to say that we saw... 12.05.2008
by Neil Demoney
Sunday, 3:39 a.m.
Hey! How you doing, Rings? I just wanted to let you know that I just
finished reading you and, once I was done, threw you down, rolled
you up, put... 11.07.2008
by Neil Demoney
Thursday, 10:49 a.m.
I just completely Daniel Radcliffe-D my whole floor in the
NRH elevator. I think they were pretty pleased with what
they saw. “That boy is... 10.31.2008
by Neil Demoney
Wednesday 6:44 a.m.
Holy [cow chips], Rings. It should not
take me 50 minutes to sign up for my
[gosh darn] classes, when I have an 8 a.m. class. I want to go to bed... 10.17.2008
by Neil Demoney
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Tuesday, 11:04 A.M.
My RA likes this dude that, like, totally needs to
bone him right now, except he’s not getting... 10.10.2008
by Neil Demoney
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Monday, 9:22 P.M.
I was just reading last week’s issue of the Reporter and
I couldn’t believe the review of... 10.03.2008
by Neil Demoney
RIT Rings Podcast
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Saturday, 9:59 p.m.
Would you do a girl with square boobs?
Friday, 3:17 p.m.
So I'm pretty pissed off. The... 09.26.2008
by Neil Demoney
Tuesday, 9:23 p.m.
My professor just gave
us a break and I went to
Crossroads to get my roast
beef sandwich and when I
returned we were watching
a clip of cows and... 09.19.2008
by Neil Demoney
Tuesday, 6:17 p.m.
Hey Rings, this [ultimate act of love] construction is really bothering the [love] out of me.
They better hurry the [more love] up.
Saturday,... 09.12.2008
by Neil Demoney
Monday, 12:23 a.m.
Hi, RIT Rings. So it’s going to be the first day tomorrow and me
and my roommate are just sittin’ here. She said hi. So we were
just callin’ to see... 09.05.2008
by Rachel Hart
Monday, 9:51 p.m.
Hey I just saw camp-po pulled over by
a cop. They had everything spread out,
giving them a full cavity search. I hope
someone got a picture of that... 05.09.2008
by Karl Voelker
Sunday, 12:59 a.m.
Did you happen to find a dictionary
lying outside in the parking lot
anywhere? I’ve been looking for it.
Sunday, 3:42 a.m.
For all the people... Me
by Karl Voelker
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Wednesday, 11:34 p.m.
Rings,... 04.25.2008
by Karl Voelker
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Thursday, 8:44 p.m.
Hey,... 04.18.2008
by Karl Voelker
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Saturday, 1:37 a.m.
They... 04.11.2008
by Karl Voelker
Instructions: Use these prompts to fill out the lines below. When you’ve finished, plug those in to the corresponding Rings calls.
1.
noun, liquid... 04.04.2008
by Karl Voelker
Thursday, 9:38 p.m.
Yeah, Rings? I’m on co-op, and tonight while
I was making dinner (a can of soup), I didn’t
have a can opener. So, I used something else.
Well,... Distorter
by Reporter Staff
Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.
Tuesday, 1:45 p.m.
Hello, RIT Rings. Do you believe that by... 03.21.2008
by Karl Voelker
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Saturday, 6:15 p.m.
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